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You can afford it Clothing is optional 360 degrees of waterfront You're jealous of Richard Branson Hire a Man Friday You collect fine things Great dinner party conversation Kick your crackberry habit Gridlock Pragmatism is boring Avoid the paparazzi God isn't creating more islands anytime soon Gilligan's Island is more than a show, it's an ideal 
You're a pirate Breed rare butterflies Get off the grid Quit smoking Your dog can't run away Never watch CNN again Property tax Start your own country 
Misanthropy Membership in the Private Island Club has its privileges You own a swiss army knife and know how to use it A place to park your yacht Another tech bubble No one complains about your loud music Escape the madding crowd Because it's sexy 
You just won the lottery No more trips to Ikea on a saturday Stop shaving You can live without the Kwicky Mart The island has its reasons You're an evil scientist hellbent on world domination Grow a beard No pesky neighbours Private Islands are chick magnets Mai Tai's for breakfast Robinson Crusoe Your friends already call you eccentric Islands are a status symbol Scuba dive outside your front door Name an island after yourself 
Expand your investment portfolio Disappear Trade winds Create your own electricity for free Avoid terrorism You are a rugged individualist Private Islands retain their value You hate your job Start a cult 
Build a helipad Privacy Grow weed Raise cattle Endless summers Hang your hammock for good You related to the movie Castaway A place to store your National Geographic collection You're a good spear fisher 
Start a reality series Eat lobster every day Finally write that book in peace and quiet Fish off your own deck Become an islophile Build an eco lodge A beach with nobody on it You've read An Island to Oneself No interlopers Honeymoon forever  Private islands outperform the mainstream property market A gift for the person who already has everything Live in the ultimate gated community Create a sea turtle sanctuary Swim in your own lagoon Niche real estate is your thing Arrive by helicopter Rent your island to other people Design your own golf course Be a hermit Celebrities like Johnny Depp, Nicholas Cage and David Copperfield already own private islands. Count the stars Owning an island isn't just for the rich and famous 
Start your own tribe Recreate the Garden of Eden Your own airstrip Capitalism is so cliche Make the rules Survivor Man Hurricanes don't frighten you Plant a garden Buried treasure Steward a bird sanctuary Become a Luddite Start a commune You are self sufficient Build a marina Shower under the sun and stars A tropical island makes an ideal second home Create a luxury haven like Mustique |
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